Date: Sat, 30 May 1998 23:00:28 +1200 From: Angela Haughey Subject: The Far From Official SeaQuest Drinking Game Sender: owner-escaped@mcfeeley.cc.utexas.edu X-Sender: haughey@pop.ihug.co.nz To: escaped@mcfeeley.cc.utexas.edu Reply-to: escaped@mcfeeley.cc.utexas.edu X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.2 The Far From Official SeaQuest Drinking Game and Bar List. By Kitti, with help from: Thetis, Twiggy, Isis, Neon, Demeter, Fireheart and Gills. Posted here with permission from Kitti. Drink Like a Fish..... Okay, we've been working on this one with the intent to post it on the forum, but I think it's too big....besides, if I email it, then I only have to type it out once....sounds reasonable, right? Okay, the game, and the drink list that follows were compiled by Kitti, with help from: Thetis, Twiggy, Isis, Neon, Demeter, Fireheart and Gills......that's right, all female, so some (many) of the items will not appeal to male viewers, that's okay, we love you anyway, feel free to add new items, and pass them on to Kitti at: kmills2@mustang.uwo.ca. Enjoy. Disclaimer: This is a game. This is only a game. If using alcoholic beverages, do not drive. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.......you get the idea. Instructions: Position yourself (and others -it's more fun with a buddy) in front of the TV set. Place drinks, alcoholic or not, within easy reach. Watch SeaQuest, drinking when instructed to by the following rules. In case of confusion over whether or not to drink, drink anyway. Enjoy the great show. PART I: Take a sip everytime............. Krieg and Ford spar. Hitchcock uses the HR Probe. O'Neil speaks a language other than English in season one. O'Neil looks like he needs a hug. O'Neil does something/talks about something religious. Miguel uses the WSKRS. Miguel grins. Bridger disobeys an order. Lonnie kisses someone. Lonnie's voice quavers. Lonnie flirts with another crew member. Tony says something sarcastic. Tony goes for a swim. Tony is wearing his pink sunglasses. Wendy "scans" someone without permission. Dagwood doesn't understand something. Brody is in a T-shirt/tank top. Brody demonstrates the size of his ego. Hudson kisses McGath's ass. Hudson beats someone up (doubles if it's a crew member -ie throwing them out of their seat.) Hudson's being an asshole (from your prespective, or the crew's.) Someone stands up to Hudson, and he looks like he liked it. Fredericks is seen in her subfighter. Lucas whines. We see Lucas asleep. Lucas figures out the answer. Lucas mouths off. We see the mess hall. Someone feels bad, and goes to talk to Darwin (doubles if Darwin actually understands the problem.) One of the guest stars is related to a cast member. (DeLuise is obvious, but in 'Blindsided', one of the guest stars' last names is Sanchez.) You should sip everytime you see them. One of the guest stars is famous, sip evertime you see them. (ie. Hamill, Shatner, Tim Russ starred in "Photon Bullet" he's Tuvok on Voyager now.) PART II: Take a gulp everytime............... The episode is in someway connected to an earlier episode (ie. "Devil's Window" and "Greed for a Pirate's Dream" or "Whale Song" and "Resurrection" or "Such Great Patience" and "The Fear That Follows" etc....) - those are the obvious ones, but there are more...any connection will do. Someone uses the Maglift in seasons one or two. Someone says "What (the hell) is that?". Someone says "With all due respect" (doubles if they said it with respect.) Krieg gets a scheme going. Krieg does something that proves he still cares about Katie. Lucas lusts after Hitchcock/Henderson (making cow eyes while watching Ford and Henderson together does count.) Lucas is wrong. Hudson smiles/smirks (if the episode is "Smoke on the Water", then it's just a sip per smile/smirk) Hudson risks his career for his crew. Hudson's being an asshole, and you kinda think it's sexy. Someone stands up to Hudson, and he doesn't look like he liked it. A woman from the Captain's past (either Captain) returns. Bridger returns to fix something he messed up beforehand. Tony says something stupid. Tony is in the water and scares/attacks someone. Dagwood does/says something that makes you want to give him a hug. Henderson flirts with (or is being hit on by) someone who's not a crewmember. Henderson is in a uniform (or, any outfit) that has pants and sleeves. Wendy actually asks permission to scan someone. A scene takes place in the woman's shower. Miguel is in one of those oh-so-nice fitting tank tops. O'Neil speaks another language in season two. Any character other than Brody talks/acts arrogant. PART III: Chug your entire drink if................. Tim says more than four lines in a scene. O'Neil speaks another language in season three. O'Neil asserts himself. Tony says something intelligent. Dagwood understands more than we think/Dagwood gives us the answer (ie."Put it back where you got it.) Bridger refers to the seaQuest as "my boat" or acts like it is during season three. You think Bridger needs to be knocked off his high horse in season three. Lucas is in a fire/fist fight and isn't getting his butt kicked. Hudson is being nice. Second season - the crew crew actually stayed in the boat/in the water for the entire episode. Ford displays some kind of weakness (he's human after all.) Brody shows some kind of emotional vunerability. PART IV: Drink everything in sight if............. Tony waxes philosphical (quoting literature does not count -it goes under 'Tony says something intelligent'.) They use the Maglift in season three. PART V: Special Situations................. Darwin saves the day. Yell "Faster than a speeding torpedo, smarter than a glowing squid, stronger than the smell coming from Piccolo's socks (say only if episode if from seasons two or three), Able to steal entire scenes with a single word, it's..........SUPER DARWIN!!!!!" then take a gulp. There's a cast member that you just think is looking good for no particular reason. Toast them. Everytime someone puts a hat on, take a sip, then hold the drink on your head for three seconds. (Only do this for main cast members in season one, otherwise, it'd be too hard to keep up.) Everytime someone takes a hat off, hold drink on your head for three second, then sip (season one rule applies here too.) A crewmember is flirting with, fantasizing about, or on a date with Henderson. Yell "(name) Noooooooo!" then gulp. (ie during Vapours "Tim! Noooooo!" during 'And Everything Nice' "Miguel! Noooooooo!" etc...) Someone turns down, glares at, insults, or in some other way puts down Henderson. Two sips, and a cheer. (sorry Lucas fans, but saying "Just hold me" ,during the giant worm episode does not count. Miguel's "No I don't want to kiss you" during "Watergate" does, as well as Tim rolling his eyes after she said the alien was cute in Dream Weaver.) Miguel stripped to the waist (or further, but I think that was just a fantasy.) 2 gulps and a hearty cheer......and I guess you could apply this one to other crew members too, if you really wanted to. Tony naked and running through the ship (or just in boxer shorts.) Yell "Run Tony Run" and take a sip. The Science team saves the day. Shout out the theory of relativity (E=MC2) and sip. A scene (any scene) between two cast members makes you want to say "awwwwwww (that's so sweet.)" Say it, and take a sip. If Henderson's in the scene described above.......time to sober up. The second/third season crews screw up something that the first season crew wouldn't have. Drink a toast to our brilliant friends at NBC. The storyline reminds you of that Ed Kerr quote about seaQuest stories being "....ridiculous...." Drink a toast to the insight of the writers/producers. In seasons one, when Dr. Ballard comes on, or season two, when the actors talk after the episode, say "Hi (name)" after they introduce themselves, and take a sip. The SeaQuest Bar List. To compliment that game, we have also complied a list of (far from) official seaQuest drinks...now, unlike Henderson, we recommend sticking to just one crewmember at a time, mixing some of these drinks together could make you really sick. A Darwin (aka Blue Lagoon): 3/4oz Blue Curacco, 1/4oz. Gin, 6oz. Lemonade. A Hudson (aka Depth Charge): 1 1/2oz Peppermint Schnapps, 1 bottle of Beer. Schnapps first, then Beer, don't stir. A Henderson (aka Sex on the Moon.....or anywhere for that matter): 1/2oz Rum, 1/2oz Tequila, top with orange juice. A Ford: Gin and Tonic. A Lucas: (a)(aka Virgin White Russian) Milk. (b) O'Doules (non-alcoholic beer.) (c) orange juice, served in a martini glass, with a single marchino cherry floating in it. (It's a concept drink.) An Ortiz (aka a Sloe comfortable screw up against a wall, Mexican style - because, to put it bluntly, we think he would be): 1/2oz Sloe gin, 1/2oz Southern Comfort, 1/2oz Galliano, 1/2oz Tequila, fill the glass the rest of the way with orange juice. A Dagwood (aka a Shirley Temple): Gingerale and grenadine, don't forget the cherry. A Fredericks (aka Kamikazie): 1/3oz vodka, 1/3oz Triple sec, 1/3oz Lime cordial(optional, 'cause Freddy wouldn't water down her drinks.) A Bridger (aka Rusty Nail): 1 1/2oz aged Scotch, 1/2oz Drambuie, serve on the rocks. A Piccolo (aka Skip and Go Naked -in honour of all the times he went running naked through the ship): 1oz Gin, 2oz Sweet and Sour mix, stir and fill with beer. A Dr. Westphalen (aka To Hell with Swords and Garters): 1 1/2oz scotch, 1oz vermouth, 1 1/2oz pineapple juice. A Dr. Smith (aka Screaming Banana Banshee): 1/2oz White Creme de Cacao,1/2oz Banana liqueur, 1/2oz Vodka, 1/2oz cream. A Dr. Perry (aka Blue Blazor): 1 1/2oz Scotch, 2oz boiling water, 1 tsp sugar, lemon twist -light it. A Crocker (aka Salty Dog): 2 tsp. salt and lime wedge to frost glass, 2 oz vodka, 5oz grapefruit juice. A Krieg (aka Dirty Mother): 1 1/2oz Brandy, 1/2 Kahlua. A Hitchcock (aka Screwdriver): 1oz Vodka, 4 oz. Orange Juice. A Brody (aka Rigor Mortis): 1/3oz Kahlua, 1/3oz Baileys, 1/3oz Bourbon. An O'Neill: (a) (aka Irish Monkey) 1/3oz Kahlua, 1/3 oz Bailey's, 1/3oz creme de banane. (b) (aka IRA Oblivion) 1/3oz Irish whiskey, 1/3oz irish mist,1/3oz Baileys. (c) Jameson's whiskey, straight up (but you have to cross yourself first.) (d) Bailey's with milk. And finally....the drink that compliments any crewmember...... Laughing at the waves: 1/2oz camparti, 1/2oz dry vermouth 1 1/2oz vodka, lemon twist, beer chaser. "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams