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                           SEAQUEST DRINKING GAME
                                 Hal Freeman
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   Timeline: Misc, spoofs, ...
   Author's E-Mail: hlfreem@ibm.net
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
I'm really bored and it's like midnight so here's a short drinking game
for SeaQuest....


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Sip when...

- Everytime Bridger father hens Lucas
-you feel like killing the writers (you might want do this only the
first time because you'll be doing this alot come 2032)
-Everytime Bridger tells Lucas to hack
-Everytime Lucas wishes he could be up there with big boys
-Everytime that Wendy probes somebody despite her "ethics"
-Everytime you see Wendy and you miss Westphalen
-Everytime a cliffhanger is obvious
-Everytime Miguel says something really appropriate
-Everytime Lucas makes a wise crack
 -Twice if it bombs
  -Three times if it's directed at Tony
   -Four times if its meant to impress a woman

Take a gulp when

-Bridger punches someone umpossessed
-Lucas does something dumb
-If someone is doing something really bad and Wendy doesn't notice
-If Lucas rolls up his sleeves (Been bugging me since seas. 1)
-If Piccolo says something philosophical
 -Twice if Dagwood tops it

Finish the drink

-If Hudson throws away Beethoven and becomes a banger
-If Lucas becomes a psychic (No wait get another drink.)
-If Ford Shows his feminine side (In fact drink everything in sight.
You'll need it.)
-If Miguel starts listening to Enya
-Get another if Lucas joins him

 If you used alcohol then prepare for one hell of a hangover

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