========================================================================== A LETTER FROM DARWIN Unknown ========================================================================== Timeline: Misc, spoofs, ... Author's E-Mail: ========================================================================== A Letter from Darwin Hello Mother, Hello Father, Greetings from Camp UeO Underwater, Weather's fine here, We'll start sailin', Just as soon as Tony gets his bail in. Hudson visited moonpool once, His bald head I licked, He screamed at me, and threw a stick, Bridger gone now, Darwin sad, So he phoned home long distance and made Oliver mad. Lucas no swim no more, he started dating, Loni forgot to feed me, she's off somewhere mating, Don't look now, but Dagwood's here, Tim misses Loni, He took up painting, There goes JJ, ranting and raving, My friend Miguel, he went down fighting, Maybe I'll see him an episode of Sightings. Wendy's gone now, No more psychic friends, Brody's fishbait, or has one bad case of the bends, Ford is peeved now, still no command, So he's off playing volleyball somewhere in the sand. Hey wait a minute, we're not airing, NBC gave up, they quit this pairing, seaQuest gone now, For worse or better, Mother Father please kindly disregard this letter. - Darwin ==========================================================================