========================================================================== SEA WARS Unknown ========================================================================== Timeline: Misc, spoofs, ... Author's E-Mail: ========================================================================== AUTHOR'S NOTES: Coming Soon to a Theater Near You... SeaWars returns to the big screen, remastered after nearly two decades with all-new footage! ========================================================================== _Episode IV: A New Soap_ Kris Skyphalen is trapped on the backwater Hyperooine, a world turned desert when the Stormer Empire dumped millions and millions of tons of sand on the planet. Two Rebel droids change her world forever, the constantly malfunctioning C3YS-OP and R2-SQ, along with a mysterious and eccentric old man named Ben Kriegobi. Ben and Kris take the droids to the infamous Los Eisgeles Spaceport, where they find the help of the seaFalcon's rougish and handsome captain Nathan Solo, his stoic first mate Fordbacca, and their young hacker Lucas Walkerczak. Ben teaches Kris of the ways of the Science, an old cult thought destroyed by Emperor Hasburtine. They rescue the beautiful Rebel Princess Kateia Hitchcock from the Death Storm and return her to the secret Rebel base, tragically losing Ben Kriegobi. In the stunning finale, Kris destroys the Death Storm with the help of seaFalcon and her intuitive sense of the mysterious Science. _Episode V: The Stormers Strike Back_ Fleeing the Stormer Empire, Kris meets Ben's Science Master, Professor Martoda, a hologram on a swampy world called Day-Glo-Ba. Meanwhile Bourne Vader searches for the Scientist who humiliated him so completely, sending out bounty hunters to all corners of the galaxy. Nathan Solo seeks the help of his old friend Landsdowne Calrissian, only to be set up by a janitor working for Landsdowne. Bourne Vader puts him in hypersleep and Kris is too late to stop him. She battles Bourne, still unsure in the ways of the Science, and with a sweep of his laser he cuts her hair off. The seaFalcon rescues her from almost certain death, but things look bleak for the Rebellion. _Episode VI: Return of the Science Team_ Kris, along with the help of crewmates Katiea, Lucas, and the droids, frees Nathan Solo from Larry 'Hutt' Deon's palace on Hyperooine. In their escape, Ensign Lonnie is accidentally left behind with Deon but finally finds her calling as his associate in his minor corporate scams. Kris revisits Professor Martoda to complete her training but he has no more he can teach her before he dies. Ben comes to her and she learns Lucas is her younger brother, also beginning to learn the ways of the Science. The Rebellion plans its attack on the rebuilt Death Storm, hoping to finally defeat Emperor Hasburtine. With the help of Lucas's befriended aliens and the Rebel fleet headed by the seaFalcon, they disable the shield protecting the Death Storm while Kris faces Bourne Vader, her third cousin once removed. The Rebellion triumphs, Vader is rebourne and dies to save his distant cousin from the evil Emperor. Kris finally gets time alone with Nathan. Lucas finally gets a Stinger in the fleet and takes it out for a spin in an asteroid field. It seems things will never be quiet - but the Science will prevail. ==========================================================================